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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 493.00
4 votes

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary...

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous!

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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8 votes

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”

“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb fools? What would you be then?”

“Then I’d be a football fan.”

8 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
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For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$9.00 won 7 votes

We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting.

“He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.

“That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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