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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 493.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

6 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is malware@company.com.

My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was stoner@company.co.in.

My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with japan@university.edu.

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

"No, I am an undercover detective."

"So why are you in uniform?"

"Today is my day off."

5 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "srg" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you."

"Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks.

"It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |