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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$9.00 won 9 votes

I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "srg" |
$6.00 won 8 votes

One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is, “What’s good tonight?”

Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband.

He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "srg" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store.

Clerk: What do you do for a living?

Man: I’m a tree trimmer.

Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "srg" |