Sadly, Dr. Moan fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
Dr. Moan should tend to the sick, and leave the well alone.
I asked my friend Jim about our mutual friend Inge. She seemed down and depressed.
Jim answered, "She used to be the 'Bell of the Ball'. But nobody ever tolled her!"
Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?
Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.
An economist asked, "When was beef the highest?"
A 6 year old replied, "When the cow jumped over the moon?"