Patty, the bank teller, was having a bad day with nasty and rude customers. A nicely dressed young man came up to her window and with a smile showed her a note. "Please give me all your money... I thank you for your time and help!"

After emptying her drawer into a bag, she added a chocolate bar left from her lunch.

"What's that for?" he asked.

"That's because you were the most polite person I've had all day," she answered.

A father and his 9 year old son were at the nearby bowling alley.

"Hey dad, why is that man wearing that weird looking hat while he's bowling?" his son blurted out.

"Oh that's normal son" he answered. "That hat is called a bowler."

A neighbor went to visit her friend Brenda and her 4 year old daughter Maggie.

"What have you been doing today?" she asked.

"Just a little housework," replied Brenda.

"Are you too exhausted for my visit"? the neighbor replied.

"No, not at all. I was just cleaning the inside of Maggie's dollhouse."

When Sammy, the male sheep, lost his mate to old age, the flock asked him to say a few sentimental words.

He took a big breath, opened his mouth, and sang, "There will never ever be another ewe..."