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Jim Shaw

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 1
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 28.00
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After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"

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Mr. and Mrs. Ghost had always wanted just one child. When Mrs. Ghost gave birth to twins, she asked her shocked and surprised husband to name the two children.

He happily replied, "This little boy is now named BOO!"

"What about the second child?" asked the nurse.

After giving it some serious thought Mr. Ghost replied, "Our second child will be named Boo Boo!"

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What kind of aspirin works best in the freezing cold of winter?

Coated aspirin

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In the high school computer class the teacher asked, "So what is malware?"

From the back of the room Donna stood up and replied, "Briefs and Boxers!"

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