Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.

My friend turned to me and said, "Now that's a cat scan!"

During the American Revolution...what did you call a scared and frightened militiaman fleeing down the same road as a British Loyalist?

Chicken catch a Tory!

Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun was setting?

It finally dawned on him!

Why is it that everyone is so worn out on April 01?

They have just endured a March of 31 days!