Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us."
What does consensus mean?
Consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one will say individually.
What is a committee?
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy...
If it benefits you, it is tax reform.