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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 203
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 251.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

A man is applying for a job in a circus. The interviewer asks: "So what can you do?"

"I can do a really good bird impression" replied the man

"Oh we already have people who do that here, we won't be needing you for that"

"Oh well," the man said sadly and flew away.

8 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!"

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off!"

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno, I'll tell you in 9 months."

8 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$25.00 won 8 votes
 

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £1.50.

A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £1.75.

A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean!

8 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$15.00 won 6 votes
 

I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |