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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 203
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 251.00
$7.00 won 4 votes

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$9.00 won 4 votes

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$6.00 won 3 votes

My email password has been hacked again...

That's the third time I've had to rename the cat!

3 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$6.00 won 5 votes
 

My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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