"I want to divorce my wife."

"On what grounds?"

"She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."

"Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?"

"No, she is looking for me."

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"

Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."

Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!