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JCVD

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Member Since : Apr, 2019
# of jokes posted : 46
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 43.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

A boy asks his parents for a new computer because his old one is running too slow. His parents tell him it’s not in the budget.

Determined, the boy goes into the kitchen, grabs the microwave and food processor, comes back and begins attaching the two appliances together. His parents see the boy and ask him what he’s doing.

He says, “First I’m building the microprocessor and then I’ll see what else we got lying around.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$10.00 won 3 votes

I think the rap world may be shrinking...

It used to be The Notorious B.I.G., Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, and a big list of others...

Now it is Lil Wayne, Lil Bow Wow, Lil Kim and a long little list of other littles.

3 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "JCVD" |
2 votes
 

There was a lawyer who was a big U2 fan...

Yeah, he was pro-Bono!

2 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "JCVD" |