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Jenmo1

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Member Since : May, 2019
# of jokes posted : 41
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 30.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?

"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"

4 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |
4 votes

A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad.

He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious from behind. He wakes up tied to a barrel floating in the Atlantic Ocean. "Well, this sucks," he thinks out loud.

A second man floats by, also tied to a barrel. "Tell me about it," the second man replies. "This is worse than last year."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jenmo1" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Genie: OK, I'm ready for your third wish.

Me: Third? What about the first two?

Genie: Well, this is a little unusual, but after your first wish, you screamed like a madman and said "I wish I'd never made that wish!" So that counted as your second wish, and I erased your memory of both of them.

Me: Well, OK. I wish I really understood how women think.

Genie: Granted. By the way, that was your first wish, too.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |
2 votes

A priest and a homeless man are standing on the road in a heavy storm, holding a sign that says "Turn Back, the end is Nigh!"

A car passes them, the driver yelling, "Get off the road you lunatics!"

As it rounds the corner a loud crash is heard.

The homeless man then tells the priest, "I told you we should've written 'Bridge out'!"

2 votes

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