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Jenmo1

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Member Since : May, 2019
# of jokes posted : 41
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 30.00
$6.00 won 5 votes

Two guys are standing on a rooftop. The first one looked down and asked, "Hey, if I jump down from here, how long do you think it would take me to reach the ground?"

Second one then also looked down and said, "Well, it's pretty high up here. I think it would take at least five days!"

"Really? Okay, here's another one," continues the first. "Do you think if I would die after I jump?"

"Of course you would, five days! How could you survive that long without water?!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a corrections officer, "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"

The officer laughs, saying, "Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"

"That's not true!" she shouts. "He just told me he is been digging a tunnel for months!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |