What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
SIGN ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
SIGN OVER A DOCTOR's OFFICE:
"Dr. Jones, OBGYN, at your cervix!"
Do you know what I love most about baseball?
The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt...
And that's just in the hot dogs!