I never got along well with my dad.
Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad."
I'd just say, "Yeah, when?"
Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?
He died in his own arms.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
I was on a date with this really great lady.
Well it wasn't really a date-date, more like we ate dinner and saw a movie together.
Then the plane landed.