Just spoke with Bill Withers.
I told him his song "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He responded, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"
It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.
Like Rhinestone Cowboy.
I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.
Icy dead People!
Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.
So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.