What do you call a tree who can't finish a puzzle?
Stumped.
Elf: "Santa, we have finished making mints for every child."
Santa: "Mints?"
Elf: "Yeah, you said make Altoids."
Santa: "I said make all toys."
Elf: "Altoids!"
Santa: "All toys."
Elf: "Well this is a disappoint-mint."
A fisherman walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman across the way. He approaches and just as he is about to speak, he drops his fishing line. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick it up.
The woman laughed and said, "Is that your best pick up line?"
The fisherman replied, "Actually yes, my name is..."
Why did Bonnie cross the road?
To get to the other Clyde.