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Abcd

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 4
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 96.00
$25.00 won 14 votes

Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg.

Wife: Who is Sabrina?

14 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Abcd" |
$50.00 won 15 votes
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A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me..."

Mom: "And one will put you to sleep!"

Son: "No mom, I will still sleep with you."

Mom's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."

Mom continues: "But who will sleep with your 5 wives?"

Son: "Let them sleep with daddy."

Daddy's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."

15 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Abcd" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her there, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair.Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart." 

11 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Abcd" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."

~ Taxi driver

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Abcd" |