A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me..."
Mom: "And one will put you to sleep!"
Son: "No mom, I will still sleep with you."
Mom's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."
Mom continues: "But who will sleep with your 5 wives?"
Son: "Let them sleep with daddy."
Daddy's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."
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