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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1396
# of followers : 12
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 786.00
$6.00 won 2 votes

Nurse: "Doctor, doctor! The man you've just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?"

Doctor: "Turn him around, so it looks like he was just arriving!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to wear loose fitting clothing to the class.

"Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't be signing up for an exercise class."

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor.

"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.

"No," replied the man. "It's my ball."

1 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

The math teacher was giving a lesson on fractions and wrote an example on the chalkboard. He explained that the numerator was the top and the denominator was the bottom. Leaning against the board, he asked the class, "Are there any questions?"

When he turned back to face the board, laughter filled the room. "Mr. Alexander," one student giggled, "you have chalk dust all over your denominator!"

2 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |