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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1552
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 945.00
$10.00 won 1 votes

Writing my name in cursive...

It's my signature move!

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 1 votes
 

I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class.

During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.

After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.

I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."

1 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

I started a new workout routine this week, doing crunches twice a day...

I do Cap'n in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit.

The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of service one morning told him, "How wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services with your good wife!"

"Well, Preacher," said the fisherman, "Quite honestly, it's a matter of choice. I'd much rather hear your sermon than hers."

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |