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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1626
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1038.00
$7.00 won 2 votes

Don't ever run with Bagpipes...

You could poke an eye out...

Or worse yet, you could get kilt!

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CATEGORY Puns
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My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her.

I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.

We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You've Got Mail and The Matrix.

She's still mad at me.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend."

Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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"Your call is very important to us...

... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

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