A ham and cheese sandwich walks into bar and asks for a drink.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

If you paint your finger purple, and wiggle it in the air, is it ... FingerPrince?

Why doesn't the ocean leak?

Because it has Seals.

How does Santa keep the weeds out of his garden?

With a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.