I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away.

He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either.

I got tired of waiting and started looking up and down every aisle. I finally found them.

They were in Aisle C.

My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine...

He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force!

My friends from New York talk about how tough their schools were. I’m not impressed. I'm from Texas.

My school had it’s own coroner.

We used to write essays like: “What I want to be IF I grow up...”

My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only.

She said it was great.

All the shingle ladies were there.