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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2890
# of followers : 10
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 662.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

5 votes

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...

It's either a new car or a new wife!

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.

The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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