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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3954
# of followers : 12
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1161.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

Mom: Son, why don’t you talk to Mark anymore? You used to be best friends.

Son: Well would you talk to someone who is stupid, uses drugs, and is an alcoholic?

Mom: Of course not.

Son: Well, neither would he.

1 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

When I was 20, "What am I doing here?" was an important existential question.

Now that I am 66, "What am I doing here?" involves staring at an open refrigerator.

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer...

There's no other explanation for that type of income!

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it says it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |