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Patsy Christian

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 17
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 22.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

BARBER: (To a long-haired teenager) You're next.

TEENAGER: I'm not waiting for a haircut.

BARBER: What are you waiting for?

TEENAGER: Nothing. My Dad's looking for me and this is the last place in the world he would look.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"

MOTHER: "Yes, son."

JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

4 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |