I was talking with my mother-in-law about our daughter's picky eating habits.

"She refuses to eat fish," I told her. "Any recommendations for a replacement?"

She thought a moment, then answered, "Cats. They love fish."

My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...

She's going to call it Best By...

Yesterday, I saw a sign at the university that read: "The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people...."

When I’m asked how I like retirement, I tried telling a few jokes...

But none of them worked.