misc jokes

A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!

The economy is so bad, that even Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore!

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.