The economy is so bad that Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf!
The economy is so bad that:The Mafia is laying off judges
The economy is so bad that: Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.