misc jokes

Two kids were deciding what game to play.

One said, “Let’s play doctor!”

“Good idea,” said the other. “You be the doctor who operates, and I’ll be the patient who sues.”

A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth?”

After a pause a little girl spoke up, “According to my Daddy…terrible!”

Trying to come to the aid of his Dad, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the mischievous child piped up, “Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!”

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession…even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”