misc jokes

Why was the glowworm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright!

What's the difference between a flea-bitten dog and a bored visitor?
One's going to itch; the other's itching to go!

What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!

What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!

Why was the glowworm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright!