misc jokes

Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man?
A: A dream.

“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”

Q: Q: What do dolphins and men have in common?
A: They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.

Q: Q: What do dolphins and men have in common?
A: They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.