misc jokes

An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up.

Sign on a door: "WARNING: Use door for entering and exiting only!"

Baba sent his brother a birthday cake, air mail. He wanted him to get it while the candles were still burning.

Mary comes home rather late. “Oh, sweetheart,” she called, “your car’s on Maple Street.”
“Why didn’t you bring it home?” her husband asked. “Couldn’t, she said. “It’s too dark out there to find all the parts.”