There is a Rookie Pilot and CoPilot and they are coming in for a landing, the Pilot says, "Damn that runway is small give me 1/4 flaps".
As they get closer the Pilot says, "Damn that's a small runway, give me 1/2 flaps."
As they're coming in closer the Pilot again says, "Damn that's a small Runway Give me Full Flaps."
After they land the Plane safely the Pilot says, "That's the smallest runway I've ever landed on."
Then the CoPilot says, "Yes it is, but look it how wide it is."
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