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Mama rabbit was having a heck of a time keeping her brood under control. Papa rabbit was already at work at his job in the carrot patch.

"Benji, quiet down and eat your breakfast!" mama yelled.

"I don't want to!"

"Lisa! Quit making a mess of your room. You're making me very angry!"

"I don't care!"

"Lonny, quit chasing that hamster! You're going to knock something over!"

"I'll quit when I catch him!"

Just then the phone rang, and an exasperated mama rabbit answered the phone. "How are things going?" asked papa rabbit.

"Not good," replied mama. "I'm having a bad hare day!"

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