Best Jokes

In the doctors office two patients are talking "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake" "A sponge!" exclaims the other "And do you feel much pain" "No pain at all", says the first, "but do I get thirsty!"

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.