Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night."
Doctor: "Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”
Robert: "Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”
Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”
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