What seems to be your challenge Mr. Smith?
Well Doc, I’m a compulsive liar.
You’re telling the truth right now aren’t you!
Mr. Smith one of your statements has to be the truth!
And why not?
So you have a God complex whereas anything is possible?
No, that’s my name.
Your parents named you omnipotent?!?!
Mr. Jones (skeptical voice)
You’re not telling me the truth here!
That’s what I said in the first place Doc.
Yes, you did say that. When did you recognize that you’re a liar?
I’m not a liar.
Yes you are, you’ve been lying to me.
No I didn’t! I think you’re projecting. You’re the liar!
I’m the Doctor and you’re the liar.
I knew this was a waste of my time; I’m leaving! Good luck with your problem Doc!
Well at least you don’t hold grudges!
Yes I do! (As the door closes behind him).
Is it Friday yet?
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