A Judge sentences the same repeat offender to prison for life this time, because of a white collar crime that he was found guilty of by a jury. The man is greeted by the same Corrections Officer that he first met twenty years ago.
Guard: "Well, look who's back again! You just can't stay out of trouble, now can you?"
Inmate: "You need to be more appreciative and thankful for my return."
Guard: "Really now! And why is that?"
Inmate: "Because without people like me in this world, you'd be out of a job!"
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