My three hundred plus pound of a grandfather loves to do karaoke. One night he was really into some heavy metal rock and roll song, even doing an air guitar routine.
Well, after he was done a young fellow came up to him and said, "You are a hip old dude!"
My grandfather snapped back, "Who you callin' a hippo - dude?!?!"
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