After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal.
The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint. They responded to the senior, "You need to pay for your meal, Sir."
The man vehemently refused to pay. The frustrated police officer said, "But you ate the entire meal?"
The old man yelled back, "I kept hoping the next bite would be better."
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