One day, these two men we're playing a round of golf. Two women were playing in front of them very slowly. The first guy turns to his friend and says, "Hey, I'm going to to ask those ladies if they mind letting us play ahead."

He begins walking over, stops halfway, and returns, saying, "We've got a problem. One of those women is my wife, the other is my mistress."

His buddy replies, "That's okay, I'll go talk to them."

He walks over and promptly returns. "Well," he says, "looks like we've got the same problem."