A little girl was eating a doughnut on her way to church. Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she prayed, "God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else? Thank you!"
Then she went inside. When the priest said, "God is here, God is there, and God is everywhere!"
The little girl said, ”You are wrong! God is outside watching my doughnut!"
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