Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you, crazy?
Vern: Why not? I saw the other day he was carrying five elephants in one hand!
Teddy: You don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.
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