Latest Jokes

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

A man at a restaurant asks the waiter, “How do you prepare your chickens?
The waiter replies, “Nothing special. We just tell’em they’re gonna die.”

Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!

A young guy at a bar: “Hey, bartender. Pour me a cold one.”
“Hey, go on, kid, you wanna get me in trouble?”
“Maybe later. Right now I just wanna a beer.”