Latest Jokes

Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. Pink Fluff
Q. Whats purple and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.

Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!