Latest Jokes

Patient: Doctor I have a sore throat, I ache, and have a fever.
Doctor: Sounds like some kind of virus.
Patient: Everyone in the office has it.
Doctor: Well then, maybe it’s a staff infection

Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.

Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.

Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.