Latest Jokes

Erica is walking out of a movie theater at the same time as a man with a parrot on his shoulder. Erica turns to the man and says, "Your parrot actually seemed to understand the movie. It looked around during the boring parts, it paid close attention to the dramatic parts, it even squawked during the funny parts. I don't understand how that can be?"

The man turns to Erica and says, "I don't understand it either, he didn't like the book at all."

Q. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Q: How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
A: They use a spell-checker.

Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!