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Q. Why did the spider cross the computer keyboard?
A. To get on the World Wide Web.

Don't steal, the Government hates competition!

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

A woman who ran to the mall for a quick errand lost her purse, but an honest teenage boy returned it to her.

The woman looked inside her purse and remarked, "That's strange. Earlier I had a $20 bill inside, but now it's gone, and instead I see two fives and a ten."

"That's right," the boy explained. "The last time I found a lady's purse, she did not have change for a reward."